Gollywobbled

I used to be so smart
And now I’m just a little bit confused I think.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve learned a lot of things
Good things
Great things
Big things
Small things
All the things.

But all that stuff is just confusing me up in the cranium.

I feel all wobbly discombobulated disgaggled and underbobbled

All the snobbly gobbly gop

All the ooy gooy goop

All the sloppy moppy mob

All the kissy frissy frop

I’m gobsmackingly tingly in my tillywomper

You ever feel that way?